Why Women Should Never Get Breast Implants

I love women's breasts. Hey, I'm a guy. Sue me. Large breasts, small breasts, medium sized breasts, it doesn't matter. I. Love. Breasts. But, there are one type of breasts I don't love - breasts which have been augmented (big word!) with breast implants. Now you may wonder why this is, especially after my rant above about how I love all types of breasts. But you see, they're not real, and you can always tell. That is 99% of the time. Once in a blue moon I get fooled, and that's only cause the breasts in question are covered with clothing. But if I see a pair of naked breasts, or a pair of breasts in a bra, I can always tell if a woman has breast implants. The reason this is so easy is that fake breasts just don't look real. The don't move like real breasts, fall (if they're big) like real breasts - and most importantly - feel like real breasts. Say for instance a woman with breast implants is naked and lying on her back. If she has breast implants, those babies are pointing straight up in the air. Real breasts don't do that. If a woman has a C or D cup (or larger) sized breasts, they will fall to the side of her chest. If they're A or B cup breasts, they will flatten against the breastbone. But not fake breasts. They just stand right up there in the air. How do I know all this? Once again, I'm a guy. And most guys, by the time they hit their late 30's, have seen a fair number of naked breasts in person (or on the internet). And as such, we are perfectly qualified to make such an assessment. As for dating, I could never date a woman with fake breasts. Sorry. I have nothing personal against the women who do get breast implants - there are plenty of guys out there for you. I just want the real thing. No matter what the size. I'm currently dating a woman who's tall and who has a slender body. She is an A cup, and her breasts suit her body perfectly. In fact, her breasts are incredibly sexy. If she were to get breast implants, it would completely throw off her look (to me anyways). Her last boyfriend wanted her to get breast implants, and thank goodness she didn't listen. In fact, no woman should listen to any guy who wants them to get breast implants. Because if they don't love you for who you are, why will bigger breasts make a difference? They won't! Ladies, please don't ever get breast implants. You're already perfect they way you are. Trust me. And this is from a man who knows breasts!