How My Wife Cured Me of "Flip-Flopping"

Apr 26
08:17

2024

Rev. James L. Snyder

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Discover how a habitual indecisive man learned the value of decisiveness through an amusing breakfast incident with his wife. This tale not only explores personal growth but also delves into the broader implications of consistency in life and relationships.

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The Reign of the "Flip-Flop" King

Those familiar with my earlier days,How My Wife Cured Me of clad in a young parson's suit and tie, would readily confirm my long-standing title as the "flip-flop" king. Embracing Ralph Waldo Emerson's notion that "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds," I prided myself on my capricious nature. Indeed, I saw it as a testament to a broad and flexible mind, much to the chagrin of some, particularly one significant person who shares my home.

My philosophy was simple: variety is the spice of life. This belief was mirrored in the natural world, where diversity abounds, from the myriad bird species to the vast array of terrestrial and aquatic life forms. This infinite variety seemed to me a clear indication of a divine preference for diversity over monotony.

The Benefits and Drawbacks of Inconsistency

Advantages:

  • Keeps Life Exciting: By constantly changing decisions and actions, I kept friends and family guessing, adding an element of surprise and spontaneity to everyday interactions.
  • Reduces Mental Strain: Inconsistency meant there was less need to remember past decisions or maintain a consistent line of behavior, arguably reducing stress on my cognitive resources.

Disadvantages:

  • Relationship Strains: My penchant for inconsistency often frustrated those around me, particularly my wife, who valued predictability and steadiness.

A Turning Point at the Slurp ‘N Burp Café

The pivotal moment came during an early morning meal at the local Slurp ‘N Burp Café. What began as a routine breakfast outing quickly escalated into a life-changing confrontation. My indecision was on full display as I oscillated between eggs, pancakes, and oatmeal, and then vacillated over how my eggs should be cooked. This indecisiveness was not only frustrating for me but also for our waitress and, critically, for my wife.

As I wavered for the fifth time, my wife's patience snapped. The intensity in her eyes and the sternness of her voice made it clear: my flip-flopping had to stop. "Either you flip or you flop," she declared, signaling an ultimatum that it was time for a change.

Reflecting on Change and Consistency

Later, reflecting on the incident and seeking wisdom from biblical scriptures like Malachi 3:6 and Hebrews 13:8, I realized the importance of consistency. These passages highlight the unchanging nature of God, providing a stark contrast to my previous behavior and underscoring the value of steadfastness in one's actions and decisions.

Embracing Consistency

This breakfast debacle served as a wake-up call. I began to see the merit in maintaining a consistent course in life, not just for personal peace but for the harmony of those around me. Consistency, I learned, does not stifle creativity or freedom; rather, it fosters trust and reliability, strengthening relationships.

The Impact of Consistency on Relationships

Research supports the idea that consistency is key to healthy relationships. According to a study by the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, consistency in small, everyday actions builds trust and satisfaction between partners (source).

Conclusion

My journey from a self-proclaimed "flip-flop" king to a champion of consistency was marked by many lessons, the most important being the understanding that while variety may be the spice of life, consistency is the foundation that holds everything together. My wife's intervention at that fateful breakfast not only cured me of my flip-flopping but also taught me the deeper value of predictability and reliability in nurturing and maintaining strong, healthy relationships.

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