The proper etiquette for eating an ice cream sundae

Excuse me, but I just gotta be me

How to have your cake and eat it too

As I was saying to myself…

True love trumps a romantic fling every time

Beware, O, ye blasted hacker, whomsoever thou art

As things now stand, I think I’ll sit down

So, this is what new looks like

Let’s do it all over again

‘Tis the Season to be Broke

So, this is how the world ends

I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you.

What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate?

Okay, that wasn’t funny

The great Thanksgiving con