Be thankful that your girlfriend is a normal person and not a super hot star that is so far removed from reality that neither of you have a future on this Earth.
1. None of the dog breeds she favors fit into a white patent-leather bag. So when you take your loyal Lab, Scout, out for a pee in the freezing cold, thank your lucky stars instead of cursing them.
2. When she goes out at night, she actually wears panties. And afterwards, she lets only you see her in them.
3. A night out with the girls means going out for a meal and a few drinks - and not sticking her finger down her throat afterwards. Which makes your ‘Sounds like fun, honey,’ sound so much more genuine.
4. She can carry a child across a parking lot without dropping him on his head, since she knows the difference between a child and an accessory.
5. When you go on a double date, you can relax and have fun instead of worrying whether she and the other woman are doing coke in the bathroom.
6. She never needs rehab. And if she does, you can be sure that photographers won't tail you on the way to your Al-Anon meeting while she's gone.
7. She knows that Aids and breast cancer are diseases, not just companies you give money to in exchange for a ribbon. And she actually cares, as opposed to caring about looking like she cares.
8. When she asks, ‘Do I look fat?’ she's talking to you... not to you, her stylist, her agent and her manager. Your girlfriend doesn't need staff to make it through the day. She just needs herself - and a little love from you.
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Crossfire X vs SLI
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How to Interpret Female Body Language
Understand female body language and you can have almost any woman you desire. Many men fail because they fail to read what a woman wants and say the wrong things that will impress her.
