Using the internet to find a discrete relationship is easy.

You can use the internet to get laid, and I am living proof. Remember, if I can do it, you certainly can too. Now, if you are stereotyped as the eternal “nice guy”, who usually doesn’t approach women in person or is just plain old shy, then online dating may be for you. Or, maybe, you are the type of girl that every guy you know considers “their little sister”, but secretly you would really like to have some fun and excitement in your life (Maybe even sex with a midget!) Whatever your reasons, pretty much any old loser can get set up using the internet.

I’ll go into all the details of what to do once you are active online to meet the person of your dreams, but for now let’s look at our options for finding your very own piece of ass.

What if you just wanted sex, and nothing more? In my experience, I’ve found that the best option for finding something purely physical and discrete is Adult Friend Finder. They claim to have over 12 million members, and most of the people on the site are legit (Meaning normal, people nextdoor types). I went online to do searches for women seeking men in my area, and found over 200 ready and willing women that were interested in nothing more than sex.

Unless you are a deformed simpleton, even you should be able to handle those odds. Remember, AFF is for a casual hook up, or a group sex party. When you make your profile, make sure you use a decent picture, and avoid sounding like a serial killer. I always post pictures of me at public activities, and also pictures of me with my dog. Why? Because people with pets are somehow psychologically less likely to hack someone to pieces.

If you are looking to make new friends, network, and maybe get a date, then check out Myspace.com. I joined in June, and have since added nearly 200 friends.I also added 400 potential stalkers, but that is an entirely different story. Some of the highlights of Myspace include a personal blog, photo gallery, music, and literally millions of people. Once you get signed up, browse through the photo gallery to find some good looking people, and send them a message.

I’ve found that meeting someone online is infinitely easier than picking up on someone in a bar. Think about it- you have a captive audience, they get to see only what you want them to know from your profile, and there isn’t any added outside pressure. In terms of literally using MySpace to get laid, search for single people only, check out their photos, and send messages- dozens of them. If it takes 20 minutes to send 20 messages, that is still about 19 more people that you potentially connected with versus spending the same time offline in a bar. The best first contact normally goes something like,

“Wow! We both think Rocky IV is the world’s greatest movie! We sure have a lot in common. Did you think Rocky V sucked?”

Even a terrorist living in a Tora-Bora cave knows that Rocky V was the worst movie of all time, but by tossing out a softball question, you are making a response from your potential new bone-buddy that much easier. Also note that any good message includes two main points. One, make sure you send a compliment. Two, make a connection. By posting out that you both love Rocky IV for example, you are subconsciously making that person ask, “I wonder what else we have in common”. Hopefully, you can move past movies, and into tantric sex in a timely fashion.

COMING SOON- What to do on your first date.