Ever wondered what to do while waiting for life to unfold? This article dives into the quirky and unconventional jobs that one might take up to keep life interesting. From being a "Whine & Cheese Party Hostess" to a "Certified Broomstick Operator," discover the humor and creativity in these unique roles. Life is what you make of it, so why not make it a bit more entertaining?
While some may lament that "the world is going to Hades in a handbasket," I say, "piffle!" First off, Hades isn't even on my agenda for today or tomorrow. Secondly, "handbaskets" are for those who enjoy carrying coals to Newcastle or some other Fool's Paradise. Life is what you make of it, so enjoy every minute. And when you've finished your "bowl full of cherries," fear not—there will be plenty of "pleasure pits" to enjoy. Just mark my words!
Not one to gather moss under my feet or pout about what to do while "Waiting for Godot," I've decided to share some odd jobs I've had to justify my existence (and more importantly, my jam and peanut butter). You'll note that none of these positions have appeared in the newspaper under "jobs wanted." That's not surprising. After all, why would women want to reveal how to preserve their sanity amidst the chaos and clutter left behind by the magnificent men from Mars? (But that's another tangential story, worth at least one chapter in my next book, "Cautionary Tales from Martian Caves.")
Here are some of the "odd" jobs I've taken on:
So, when the boo-boos and lumps of life start getting you down, just put things into perspective. And don't forget, a little levity always defies gravity!
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Life is too short to be mundane. Embrace the odd, the quirky, and the unconventional. After all, a little humor goes a long way in making life more enjoyable!
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