The Simplest Way For You To Get A New iPhone And Make Your Date Hate You In A Single Easy Step

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There is the saying that change is surely an inescapable element of living (and also In N Out Burger) so the simplest way we are able to accept change is to adapt to it.

So it’s with a wistful heart that I bid farewell to my iPhone.

My iPhone 2G!!

Yes, it’s a fact. Following nearly three years it at long last kicked the bucket on me following the 12th drop. Saturday night inside the parking lot at Carlees Restaurant in Borrego Springs, California (brief plug so I might get that beer comped which I skipped out on). I inadvertendly drop kicked it in to the Lexus Suv beside me (sorry) and next it plopped on the 30-year old asphalt. You know, the sort of asphalt Godzilla would use to file his claws.

Ouch.

No biggie I thought. It had been bulletproof. I’ve dropped it countless times before that…even straight down a flight of stairs…

Well this time I was not so lucky.

I picked up my phone, stepped in to the bar, ordered that (free?) beer and started texts and Twittering like I usually do (plus I didn’t see any cute women to distract my typically short attention span).

All was well then it happened: My iPhone began behaving funky…display going blank and after that turning back on and dropping signal.

Crap.

You know, the sort of ‘oh no’ you mutter in that muted, halted tone practically to yourself whenever you recognize you’ve really blown it. The ‘cold shot up your spine’ sensation.

“C’mon….no. Crap. Turn back on. No no no no…..”

And then the phone came back on.

Ok…whew…that was close! It then produced a weird buzzing noise, and then started to heat up…quickly.

Then it shut off.

It was after that that I realized I had finally broke my phone. In my haste in the darn parking lot to primp and preen prior to walking into the bar (which usually for any man consists of cleaning his nasal area of foreign ‘objects’ and also placing breath mints in his pocket) I dropped my cell phone into permanent oblivion.

A sad moment in time to be sure. Nevertheless it was Saturday evening and I wasn’t going to let this kind of misfortune spoil my night. And now I had an ideal excuse to get the new iPhone 4!

See? Perfect! It all works out in the long run.