Farm Animals Love Porno Flicks

The Big And Hard breeding Farm out west had discovered a revolutionary new way of sexually stimulating their livestock--- show them pornography. That method had proven to be so effective that it was rare to see Jukes Kallikaks seven thousand cows without horny bulls behind them. In a story that circulated around the county the idea came to him after watching a stimulating porno film. He told his neighbors that if a porno flick gets him horny why shouldn’t it make a bull or cow feel the same way.

Jukes Started by putting a giant screen in the center of his ten thousand acre field. Fifteen thousand bulls and cows at first paid no attention to the new installation. He then turned it on showing a bull mounting a cow. Only a few dozen of the livestock came over to watch. But when he turned on the sound, the ecstatic mooing of the cow was heard all over the field, a large crowd of animals soon started to watch. The word spread and thousands in the herd were stampeding to get a front row view. The riot turned into a sex orgy with thousands of bulls mounting cows. Jukes was not surprised at his success, he knew it would work.

The second stage of his experiment was to prove that animals were selective in choosing porno flicks. He deduced that if he was, why not his bulls and cows. He soon scattered four giant screens around the field. He turned on the videos showing four different porno flicks. The stars of the flicks were bulls and cows of different colors, sizes and shapes. The animals at first wandered from flick to flick. They seem to be undecided. But they all soon chose their favorite. It was five horny bulls standing in line to make love to a beautiful black and white Hereford cow. The sex crazed bulls were four Brahmin and one Black Angus. When the video was finished the scene was reenacted by the audience, and each cow was gang banged. This orgy went on until jukes started distributing the hay.

Jukes Kallikak Still had things to prove. He believed that animals could be turned on by watching humans having sex. The screens in the field began showing videos of humans making love in different ways. The animals wandered around stopping to look at each flick for only a few minutes. They seemed to be not interested in human sex orgies. But Jukes Kallikak despite his name was not a stupid man. He turned on new videos showing bulls and cows having sex parties with humans. This drove the animals wild. Even when hay was distributed they still had their eyes glued to the screens.

That last experiment proved to be a disaster. The herd by watching the videos of animals and humans making love became uninterested in one another. They yearned to have sex with people. Jukes found their perverted sexual desire of no benefit to him, he was only an animal breeder. Jukes had to sell his useless herd to a slaughter house and declare bankruptcy. The Big And Hard Breeding Farm is no more. Jukes Kallikak eventually got married and become a breeder of a human family. It was a little boring, but it was all that he was fit to do.

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